David Sim

Four eyed daddy long leg with high brain power who is ready for sims into Lin’s as well as capable of being wuss when people talk about his simulation with Jolie

Look it’s David Sim what is he gonna do this time with his four eyes and 200iq
It’s a David sim I hope he had a good night with Lin

by Sim Into Lin September 8, 2019

David Humphrey

he is only focused on athletics. He doesn't care about people's feelings . just when you think he likes you back he says sports is more important than someone willing to care for him. he is selfish, rude, doesn't care when your down and deserves to burn in hell. He will be nice and then ruin your life. Don't trust him. this is not about a celebrity.

David Humphrey was really mean to me today

by k-lynn13 November 5, 2020

David

Racist, sexist and homophobic

-Guy 1: Damn that was offensive

-Guy 2: Yeah but what can you expect he's David
David: *N word*

by Joebigpenis November 22, 2021

david torres

David torres is one of the finest and loving person on earth. He has curly hair,brown eyes,skates and watches anime. He can be funny for no reason and can make smile shine even brighter. He is a Leo known to be dominant and courageous but he has a soft spot for his family and love ones. He has potential and is unique. He can make one crazy person in love with him by jus being himself. He puts himself first. Whenever someone wants to skate you’ll know where he’ll be. He has a high goals and standards he wants to meet. He has the prettiest eyes to stare into. David torres is is everything a person can ask for.

Hey have you seen David torres?

Yea. I saw him at the skatepark earlier.

by 767haze September 13, 2021

david mertz

A hot stud

Look at David Mertz, he's so fine, he reminds me of a young Chris Pratt, mixed with a young James Franco.

by NotRick_Astley January 21, 2018

David-Jiing

The verb David-Jiing is defined as the action of yapping, confidently using statistics or personal experiences completely made up, without acknowledging the lack of integrity in those claims.

Derived from MSU 23-24 Congress member David Ji, the professional yapper. Also used in the format of: pulling a David-Ji.

"- Dude like 70% of Stanford students are student-athletes, I swear!
- What are you talking about? I just searched it up on Google, it's only about 12% of them that are...
- Oh shit my bad, I was David-Jiing"

by yousef is stopid April 29, 2024

David Ketter

David Ketter, a man born into a world of chaos & left to fend for himself. Travels through life as a lost soul, searching for his soulmate who he will love with endless amount of devotion & loyalty. No other man compares to him. Sex with him will have you feeling mesmerized with unbelievably pleasure. Every place that he goes the people look to him as their king. In the time of Armageddon, when the world if at it's end, he is the man with the power & knowledge to regain order and peace. David Ketter is the GOD'S LEGACY!

I once met David Ketter, and he is definitely God sent, a true legend.

by ~Death2Bull$hit~ October 24, 2020