landen brain 

Similar to a boltzmann brain, it is created in random chaos. But it is aware of that and since it's in a void with no laws it can create anything

That landen brain created a cheese burger

landen brain by anonymous October 7, 2020

Prickle Brain 

A coworker who gets a hedgehog, and then from then on you can't have a conversation with her that doesn't involve hedgehogs. Bonus for the hedgehog photos pasted in her workspace, and the coworkers who fawn over the cuteness of said hedgehog.

Oh my god, I just just got back from the hedgie breeder, look at these pictures!

/She has Prickle Brain

Prickle Brain by AutumnBomb October 9, 2020

Prickle Brain 

A coworker who gets a hedgehog, and then from then on you can't have a conversation with her that doesn't involve hedgehogs. Bonus for the hedgehog photos pasted in her workspace, and the coworkers who fawn over the cuteness of said hedgehog.

Oh my god, I just just got back from the hedgie breeder, look at these pictures!

/She has Prickle Brain

Prickle Brain by AutumnBomb October 9, 2020

Pandemic Brain 

A phrase used to describe the phenomenon caused by the quarantine and isolation measures put in place for COVID-19. When someone starts saying weird or out of character shit, doing out-of-pocket unnecessary things or regressing to things they used to like when they were younger during a pandemic, they are probably suffering from Pandemic Brain.

A: My older brother is really stressed out from isolating, he started blasting mr. brightside by the killers last night for no reason. We're not in 2007 anymore!
B: Ah...sounds like he's got the pandemic brain

Pandemic Brain by Yung Doink October 12, 2020

China Brain 

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China Brain by Syfaxes October 19, 2020

false brain bleed 

The false implication of a brain bleed.
The sensation that your brain is bleeding inside your hollow head and having the urge to crack it open to pour out all the blood. May even come in the form of a visualisation of your brain oozing out blood.

May be accompanied with headaches or urges to throw up.

Cause is yet unknown but may be a potential side effect of long term depression.

false brain bleed is the most uncomfortable and grotesque feeling I've felt in ages

false brain bleed by a lack of validation November 8, 2020

RONA-BRAIN 

When your head is in the clouds and you become forgetful.

Since COVID, my coworkers display signs of RONA-BRAIN, becoming more forgetful, like their head is always in the clouds.

RONA-BRAIN by mostly dave November 9, 2020