simp

squirrels in my pants

guy 1: "Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be moving like me"
guy 2: wow i never knew thats what simp meant
guy 1: yes.

by p u p p y i s g a y October 14, 2020

Simp

Going out of your way to impress a girl/make her fall for you. Too simp youd have to buy her flowers or something to impress her.

Guy 1-"Dude I just brought Rachel some flowers and she loved them"
Guy 2-"Bro stop being a simp"

by B3astWarriorx March 6, 2020

Simp

My friend Azzy

Azzy is a SIMP

by clurtyx July 16, 2020

simp

rob

rob is a simp

by bagaman May 23, 2020

Simp Summer

You trying to start dating bunches of people during summer, either keeping one girl the entire summer or having multiple throughout the summer.

He's with his 9th girl this summer, he must be taking simp summer seriously

by Kirk Ligerson April 13, 2022

Simp

Basically, YD.

Boy 1: You know that cracker YD?
Boy 2: Yeaah.. He be simping doe

by sismamdkek November 28, 2020

simp

When a fella (markus black) always afk "having a shower" whilst on the phone to a girl he hasnt even met yet.

"I dont wanna be here"

Markus: wanna stay at mine then its all right

What a fucken simp

by MR_Googy September 8, 2020