snake

An absolute serpent of a person. Can also be the kind of person who does really snakey things such as, playing PokemonGo, or slithering around the local city.

I hope that snake doesn't sit with us at lunch.

Look at that snake playing PokemonGo.

There are too many snakes around us right now.
Hey Julia stop being a snake!

by Justahumblesnake July 15, 2016

trouser snake in the grass

A conniving man who feigns friendship with a woman for the sole person of intercourse.

"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."

by qbillustration July 18, 2013

Penis snake

A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them

“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire”

by Toby magenta January 3, 2022

Silent Snake

When ur playing naked twister and something accidentally goes in

Guy: Left foot on green
Girl: WoOaAh
Guy: You’ve just been silent snaked

by silent snakes July 27, 2019

Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

A synonym for fapping

I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022

Snap snake

A way to ask a guy if he wants to send you a picture of his penis.

Ryan: Hey chris, wanna snap snake me?
Chris: woah dude that’s hella gay.
Ryan: it’s fine I have socks on so no homo.
Chris:oh sweet dude, let me get it up!

by Cocksuckingking May 20, 2020

Rollin’ Snakes

“Plotting” or “Scheming.”

MaFucka is ACTIN’ like he don’t what’s up but he’s rollin’ snakes fasho.

by Jonny Two Shoes January 21, 2025