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Monster

Monster is an energy drink that was introduced by Hansen Natural Company in April of 2002. Monster has a 35% share of the energy drink market.
I had some Monster today!
by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021
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Monster

A person who says that they will help in any activity and then becomes a no-show claiming that they had to give money to their kid but couldn't pull $20 out of their pants.
Jimbo: Hey "monster"? you wanna run a raid later tonight.
Monster: sure thing, I'll be there
.... 20 hours later and no sign of him, he's definitely a monster.
by monster0024 February 4, 2021
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Sausage Monster

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.
“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night
by CreeperAu February 9, 2021
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Monster

A person who is pluged in like a reffrigator and is always on and loves the thought of money got a great heart and shows love to everybody and fucks with everybody tough
monster called and said he needs his $
by SloanBone February 14, 2021
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Cookie Monster

Some peasant who eats nothing but junk food all day, especially cookies.
by Hange Zoe is best girl February 16, 2021
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Hubble Monster

The gurgling mess of unknown food products in your stomach after eating at the Drake University dining hall. You will need to clear at least 30 minutes out of each day for designated bathroom time.
Steven - “My stomach hurts and I have diarrhea, I shouldn’t have eaten at the dining hall because I now have to face the Hubble Monster.”
by Jaccauley 1 February 21, 2021
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pinkle monster

That man looks like a pinkle monster.”
by kendalsnsbdb March 3, 2021
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