David is a type of guy who is always positive but at sometimes he could go a bit too far with his jokes. And he does as much school work like jerking of his pp
Guy: Hello David!
David: Hello Annonymous!
Guy: What have you been up too?
David: Nothing much but hey!
Guy: What?
David: Look at this meme that I just love and wasted all my worthful time on finding!
Guy: Alright!
David: Here! *shows an absolute joke that got too far*
David: It's really funny!
Guy: Yeah....
David: Hello Annonymous!
Guy: What have you been up too?
David: Nothing much but hey!
Guy: What?
David: Look at this meme that I just love and wasted all my worthful time on finding!
Guy: Alright!
David: Here! *shows an absolute joke that got too far*
David: It's really funny!
Guy: Yeah....
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David is a peculiar man with abilities similar to a chimpanzee with massive jumping abilities and strength not physically capable to a man. He also posses smarts comparable to a early einstein. With all of these godlike skill he still manages to be a humble man and mogs the fuck outta everyone.
Kingston: Yo David I didn't know we had gym together
David: Yea yk it's chill like there isn't any worry
Kingston: Bro David I didn't know you were so sigma
David: Nah you are way better then me''Walks Away''
KIngston:''Whispers'' David is a sigma
David: ''Mogs'' these rhino pills make me feel like a sigma
David: Yea yk it's chill like there isn't any worry
Kingston: Bro David I didn't know you were so sigma
David: Nah you are way better then me''Walks Away''
KIngston:''Whispers'' David is a sigma
David: ''Mogs'' these rhino pills make me feel like a sigma
by CraZYDuck26 February 3, 2025
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Multi-Gold Medalist
Winner of the 2002 Commonwealth Games Marathon
Winner of the 2004 Olympic Games Marathon
2004 Australia Flag Barer for the Olympic Games
(Confirmed Flag Barer for the 2034 Olympic Games in Brisbane)
Taught Gordon Ramsey to Cook... Then cooked curry.. after cooking Steph Curry
Proud father of Michael Jordan.
50% owner or Tesla as a side hustle.
He don't need to introduce himself when he walks into a building
Usain Bolt's former personal trainer
Chess world champ
4x UFC Champion (6-0 against Conor McGregor)
Made Floyd Mayweather cry
Put Tyson Fury in a body bag
Is 6'4 and has 230 pounds worth of muscle
Co-Owner of Pheonix Suns
So yea, He's literally him.
Multi-Gold Medalist
Winner of the 2002 Commonwealth Games Marathon
Winner of the 2004 Olympic Games Marathon
2004 Australia Flag Barer for the Olympic Games
(Confirmed Flag Barer for the 2034 Olympic Games in Brisbane)
Taught Gordon Ramsey to Cook... Then cooked curry.. after cooking Steph Curry
Proud father of Michael Jordan.
50% owner or Tesla as a side hustle.
He don't need to introduce himself when he walks into a building
Usain Bolt's former personal trainer
Chess world champ
4x UFC Champion (6-0 against Conor McGregor)
Made Floyd Mayweather cry
Put Tyson Fury in a body bag
Is 6'4 and has 230 pounds worth of muscle
Co-Owner of Pheonix Suns
So yea, He's literally him.
Person 1: Hey, you see that guy over there? David Bilbija is his name. He's literally HIM.
Person 2: Do I know him?
Person 3: How do you not know him?
Person 4: HE IS HIM!
Person 5: We're literally all here for him you numb-nuts
Person 2: Do I know him?
Person 3: How do you not know him?
Person 4: HE IS HIM!
Person 5: We're literally all here for him you numb-nuts
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