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God of the bible

He is a wonderful and faithful God that ANYONE can trust
Guy 1: God is so graceful like a lion.

Guy 2 : Yeah he even gave his only son to save us and He resurrected on the third day.

Guy 2: did u know one of God's names Emanuel means god with us.

Guy 1:sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh i didn't know that!

Guy 2: God of the Bible means that God is the creator of the universe so burn those books of lies called catholic bibles and get christian bibles!
by sgh unknown February 14, 2022
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God's Joint

The 'God's Joint' is a joint that combines all variations of cannabis, such as resin on the paper, herbal, bud and solid mixed with baccy, lightly topped with pollen. This joint will supply one with a most joyful high and a very long mong at the end.
Jefferson: S**t that smells good!
Peterson: I know right, try smoking it...
Jefferson: Mhhhmm, what is it?
Peterson: It's God's Joint, man.
Jefferson: Give it here man!
by MashMaster December 16, 2010
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God Time

The official time down to the minute. Sometimes watches can be "fast" or "slow" by a few or a lot of minutes and not always match the World Clock. Cell Phones and Computers are the exception since they are regulated and keep a consistent time. The time displayed on your cell phone is God Time.
Person 1: What time is it?

Person 2: *looks at watch*"It is 4:46 pm"

Person 3: *Looks at cellphone* "According to God time it is 4:50 pm"
by Luna_hermione October 4, 2011
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fire god

When you stick a burning branch up her or his asshole
by Paris is gay May 12, 2018
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Lesser God

entities given formal permission to create life and matter in one primary legally occupied form.
If lesser gods claim to be the only God, they are not granted permanent death.
by Permanent Death January 1, 2022
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The Pancake God

Oh my god! Are you watching The Pancakes Youtube channel!? The long lost gamer god?!

The long lost Pancake gamer god The Pancake God
by TOPG(ThAT one Pancake god) February 23, 2019
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God credits

Doing sonething nice for other's even when you don't want too.
Mo: Dang Karen, I don't want to be here on a Friday night.

Karen: yeah Mo, but you are gettin' God credits for this.
by Mommy moneycakes December 2, 2016
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