Girth Maxing

When you lie on the road and let your wiener get flattened

My friend need some more girth so I told him how to start girth maxing

by porrage licker April 24, 2024

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Max Power

Popular at the time, Slightly tacky looking modified cars from late 90's to early 2000s in the UK, ricer style cars, popularized by Pimp My Ride, Need For Speed and the fast and the furious, the name Max Power comes from the magazine of the same name which was published from 1993 until 2011

That car was modified in the Max Power style.

Did you read the newest issue of Max Power?

Did you see the Max Power Renault 5?

by Thepowerman September 16, 2022

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Max E

The boy I met when I was 12, who I fell in love with. His laughs light up the night sky and the stars seem so much brighter, and all you want is to stay there with him. He falls in love with you too, but then you screw up and reject him. Years later he falls in love with your best friend, and you fall in love with him again. You know all of his flaws, vices, and secrets but you love him anyway. His eyes sparkle when he laughs and you feel like the most important person in the world and all you want to do is lean in and kiss him but you know you can't, you screwed up. He's your biggest regret, the one you should've been with. The time you spend together is your favorite time in the world, until his girlfriend shows up.

"I'm in love with Max E, but he can never know"
"He is my best friend's boyfriend I can't be a jerk and fall in love with her boyfriend"

by Lynnich February 8, 2019

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