rug ride

a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.

b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"

c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug

C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.

by [e-mail] November 13, 2010

coffee ride

when you do unexplainable things with a boy that can't be told

"I had the best coffee ride with him, but I can't go into any details."

by coffeegal69 August 31, 2008

ride that thang like the fourth of july

when something/someone is bad asf and u just need to ride them like it’s the fourth of july. it’s all you can think about

did you see that biker go past us?? i would ride that thang like the fourth of july!!!!

by ohhhitspaige May 04, 2024

Ride the camel

The sexual act of straddling or humping a penis that has noticeable, possibly painful, curve or bend to it

My man has a curve so I had to learn to ride the camel.

by FattNoodleCat May 20, 2023

Ride the camel

When you see a lady with a mighty fine cameltoe usually whilst in a changing rooms and invite her to shag at the nearest possible opportunity. You do not undress her instead ripping and tearing into her clothes until her bulging pussy is revealed.

I couldn't help but ask emma to ride the camel in the changing rooms after i passed a glance at her crotch

by YOUSICKFUCK666 October 01, 2017

Fat ride

Ryan Hamilton x

When you smash up a house and act like nothing happened

Go away you fat ride

by D__67 July 25, 2020

DICK RIDING DISORDER (DRD

Dick riding disorder (DRD) is a disorder that usually affects 1-4 people at a time, typically during an argument or conflict between two different parties

I argued with him and his 3 other friends jump in to defend him

dick riding disorder (DRD)

by DADDYTURTLEMILK May 30, 2022