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non spontaneous sexual

A person who does not have spontaneous sex with their partner but instead prefers to plan any sex on certain days of the week.

A person who has an extensive list of can and cannot on how sex will go down before you go down provided that is on the ‘can’ list.
“Did you hear that Montana is non spontaneous sexual?”

“She doesn’t get down with spontaneous sex and is a bit like going to a club or bar has a shit load of conditions prior to entry”
by Deefa23 March 19, 2024
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Chespin-Sexual

some person that wants the chespin pokemon to exist and have sex with him
i hate chespin-sexual because my dad is like that! his family tree must be a circle.
by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021
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Xero sexual

The commonly used word between people who are Xero Sexual
1. Having agreeable with the fact that Xero is a vibe.
2. Xero slays.
“Omg…. I’m xero sexual
“Same tbh”
by Imxerosexual June 22, 2022
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Homie-Sexual

Hey sup mah Homie-sexual
by claudiaisnotonfire May 31, 2013
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Mack Sexual

A thicc boi who is neither male nor female and is unusually bad at things. Is a level 98 wahmen respector and is exetremly spasmoidal at times. Does not enjoy physical activities.
"Thank you very much but I am actually a Mack sexual for your information"
by Drug ass August 9, 2018
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Dream Sexual

the reason god hasn't come back, the reason we has suicide, the reason covid started. you better be glad Adam and Eve weren't dream sexual because god would have killed them rather then banish them
dumb ass: I'm a dream sexual
are hero: ends them
god: I'm ok with that
by ogwhic February 5, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dante's Inferno is copilot, gemini and getliner having sexual intercourse
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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