Sexual Definition

90% of urban dictionary’s definitions

I only use urban dictionary for the sexual definitions

by WaterLover12 January 28, 2025

Sexual Harassment

When you’re trying to have intercourse with a lady-friend, and some other guy comes and tickles your balls from behind.

Sexual harassment is bad y’all, don’t go diddling other people.

by Ohnine09 August 12, 2022

Ur brother sexually identifies as other

You can’t recover from this insult, it will absolutely end your career and your life’ll be ruined

Eugene: ur family tree LGBT
Chad: ur brother sexually identifies as other
Eugene: *loses his job and commits suicide a day later*

by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat May 16, 2018

sexual coin-flip

A "heads I win" (i.e., if da coin "lands heads", then you hafta "give me head", as in, perform fellatio on me) and "tails you lose" (i.e., if da coin "lands tails", you hafta "give me tail", as in, "your a** is mine" --- i.e., you hafta do it doggie-style wif me) type of deal, whereby da chick hasta intimately interact wif you in any case, no matter what da outcome of da coin-flip.

Da sexual coin-flip is almost as unfairly-advantageous to you as da "if I win, you hafta have sex wif me, and if you win, I hafta have sex wif you" deal, whereby you get da chick to spread her legs for you regardless of who scores higher in da game.

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

Alca-sexual

someone in love with alcohol rather than a human being

johnny is an alca-sexual cause the sesh is better than a human l

by the sesh monster May 19, 2021

polar-sexual

when polar bears are interested in the same gender and they have no children xd

reese0nline: you're polar-sexual?!
bernard the polar bear: yeah can we date?

by Sophie is-sleeping-in-the-nuts June 7, 2018

lollipop-sexual

Uhm.. This is a new sexuality isn’t it? So my homies and I have been joking around guys liking and sucking on em lollipops a lot- And BAM.. lollipop-sexual! (we joke around wayyy too muchhhh) So.. I guess if y’all know some people know some homies that been enjoying the taste of lollipops a lot, why not joke around with this new word..? (even tho literally no one will find this 💀😭)

Damn, that boy must be lollipop-sexual, he’s been sucking on those sticks a lot....
STOP STEALING MY LOLLIPOPS! Are you lollipop-sexual or something-?!

by realweirdgirlshat5543 January 19, 2021