Red sack

The testicles and scrotum of a red-haired person

i feel sorry for his girlfriend cos she has to put up with that red sack everyday

by Chuck1988 May 12, 2008

Red Shaft

The act of a woman jacking off a man with sandpaper, thus creating the "red shaft"

So I was finally asked out by Billy last night. Everything went well, food was good, and we went to an awesome concert. But it all went downhill in the bedroom when he asked me to give him a red shaft.

by A Wave of Babies TWAS February 23, 2009

Alpha red

The term used to describe Halo in class when your not supposed to be playing it.

Hey man whats the IP for alpha red.

Yer its 172.16.2.116

OMG i just owned this noob in alpha red

by bmacpherson March 22, 2009

Red Hulk

To "Red Hulk" Is to cry like a little bitch long enough that your face gets red and puffy, and every one laughs at you for being a massive "puss-puss and you cry even harder, like a little bitch.
In some cases, it happens to teens, 13 and up.
Happens to Prisoners the first time they go to/Gets raped at Jail.
Has a Long lasting effect when Pale skinned.

Example One
Guy 1: Hey man, did you see Michael?
Guy 2: Why, What happened?
Guy 1: He's crying like a bitch!
Guy 2: Should we help him?
Guy 1: FUCK DAT SHIT! let's laugh at him!
Guy 2: 'Aight
Example Two
Guy 1: Did you see that fine ass on the new prisoner?
Guy 2: Yeaaah, He's going to Red Hulk when i get ahold of his ass

by Mr360Kicks February 7, 2014

Red Claws

When you finger a girl on her period.

Hey bro, I got my red claws yesterday.

by sexlife101 September 8, 2016

The Red Squadron

A sexual maneuver in which requires a team of seven men and one female. The female proceeds to bend over on the bed while the men race around the room. One at a time, the men attempt to run at full speed and land their penis inside of the woman's vagina (Not unlike the land shark). The first man to successfully land inside of the woman's vagina then yells "Red Five standing by!" While the rest of the men look on with blue balls.

Man: Hey, I was thinking about having the guys over. We could mix things up, you know? We could try The Red Squadron?

Wife: You know that's unfair. Tom is an experienced marksman. He'd have you beat in an instant, and I don't need his micropenis inside of me.

by SuperNerdToTheRescue November 19, 2016

Red Death

a women's menstrual cycle

cindy im gonna die im on my red death

by Lauren Nutsack December 1, 2016