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real talker

Someone who completely and publicly says and states real things.
Furthermore, this guys is certainly presumed to remain alone and wank ever after due to his excessively stupid sincerity.
A: Man! Wanna date?
B: Nah! I amma motherfucker real talker.
by Pepe Pham October 7, 2018
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Real Nigga

Real niggas come alive when they got a black president/vice president; SO IT'S BOUT TO BE POPPIN IN THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: How would you describe yourself in one word?
Person 2: Real Nigga
Person 1: Real Nigga is two words
Person 2: I know nigga, Real Niggas don't follow instructions
by The Fundraiser February 22, 2021
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real

Romanian equivalent for “forreal”, “on God”, “no cap”. Used after a very true affirmation or generally after spreading facts.
“Marian, you got so drunk last night you started making out with a bench!”
“Real.”
by 2trippi June 13, 2022
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The Real One

Nobody:

Stunna Walker: The Real One
by StunnaWalker November 22, 2020
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Fortnite in real life

The Fortnite kid's instant realization of not getting a #1 victory royale after killing 100 people, or pretending that mouth wash, laundry detergent, soap, shampoo, or any harmful chemicals are a chug jug and proceed to drink it. Often mistaken with GTA in real life, only difference is how the kid talks. If they mention mats, 90's, or scars, they are most definitely doing a Fortnite in real life.
‘where my victory royale
-Fortnite kid that preformed a Fortnite in real life
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022
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Gods real name

Yahweh.
God´s real name is Yahweh but Elohim, Adonai, Jireh, Shadai, Tzevaot, El Elyon and Abba are also very popular and important in christianity.
Of course Allah is also a real name of god in Islam and there are people believing that Bhudda is god.

It is also interesting to be thinking about the translated versions of the word god as for example Gott (German), Gud (Swedish & Norwegian), Dieux (French), Dios (Spanish) Dio (Italy), Kami Sama (Japan), Prah Jau (Thai), Bog (Russia & Poland), Patmeshwa (Hindi), Shangdi (Shen) (China) and Jumala (Finland) and of course Theos (Greek).

Jehova has also become a popular name of god.

Some eastern religions consider Vishnu and Rama real name of god. Maybe Shiva...
Gods real name is Yahweh
Gods real name can be different in other religions
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Just like in the reals

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".

Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021
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