A way to describe activities of nothingness. Feeling too lazy to even lift your finger to change the channel, often leading to a semi-vegetative state.
by $ot$haman June 29, 2011
Get the full post mug.The act of deliberately waiting to write a post or comment, so that you can avoid commenting on it immediately after it was written. This act makes it look like you're busier than you really are, instead of revealing the fact that you are on facebook constantly.
Can also be used for texts, emails, chats etc.
Can also be used for texts, emails, chats etc.
Friend #1: DUDE check this out!! This is totally cool! (link)
...wait...
...wait...
Friend #1: hello? are you there?
Friend #2: oh hey, yeah that's awesome, sorry I was busy working.
Friend #1:no you weren't working, you were pulling a Post Wait on me!
...wait...
...wait...
Friend #1: hello? are you there?
Friend #2: oh hey, yeah that's awesome, sorry I was busy working.
Friend #1:no you weren't working, you were pulling a Post Wait on me!
by kelsinatormg July 6, 2011
Get the Post Wait mug.The act of posting a response to the wrong status on Facebook. This person on your feed is so used to you responding to every status that you might as well be married. This person is now worried about you giving a response which has absolutely nothing to do with the status, and therefore knows you've been stepping out on him/her with another status.
Sheryl: What was up with your status about apples and then Theresa started talking about tampons?
Prudence: I know. I suspected she was a Post Infidel, but had to catch her in the act.
Prudence: I know. I suspected she was a Post Infidel, but had to catch her in the act.
by Ramblingfreak.com July 6, 2011
Get the Post Infidel mug.A revival of a topic. A defibrillator post is a post in an old topic that is an attempt to try and revive the topic. From the word 'defibrillator', the shock pad used to revive people.
Last reply in topic: 4/22/09
Bitm: DEFIBRILLATOR POST! This roleplay hasn't been touched in two years, and I want to finish it.
Bitm: DEFIBRILLATOR POST! This roleplay hasn't been touched in two years, and I want to finish it.
by Babies in the Marsh September 5, 2011
Get the Defibrillator Post mug.The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .
by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023
Get the Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain mug.Any forum topic that has a considerable level of toxicity and will get locked in a day or two. Usually very difficult to moderate, but still doesn't beat the numberblocks community in toxicity level.
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