Mother in Law Cocktail

A large highball glass with one
Large ice cube and at least four fingers of your favorite liquor, usually consumed in multiples of 2.-

Mother in Law Cocktail: “Got to grab a handle of vodka so I can have a couple
Mother in-laws when I get home so I can have dinner with
My mother in law who lives in my
Basement”

by schnock123 October 3, 2018

Your mother

approx 10 meters

Person 1: how long until we get there?
Person 2: around 12 your mothers

by Sovietube June 30, 2021

mothers appreciation day

A globally observed holiday where mothers all over the world are appreciated and celebrated. Provide them with TLC and value.

I really love my mother and remember her even more on mothers appreciation day on June 25th.

by DrFeelSomething June 25, 2021

Mother’s little helper (MLH)

Mother’s little helper is an alcoholic drink concealed in a metal water bottle.

We brought a mother’s little helper (MLH) of wine to the elementary school play to help mother and Mike enjoy the show.

by MikNey March 11, 2025

Mothers #

The friend zoned dudes giant cock

Yeah I really want your mothers #

by Yourmotherisban March 18, 2022

Your MOTHER!!!!!!!!

a fat piece of shit

Your MOTHER!!!!!!!! just caused a great traffic blockade on the highway!
LOL!!!!!!!1

by BIGMONKE December 5, 2020

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla <Diamantine Mother> Had Sexual Intercourse With Both Cthulhu & Hellstrom

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla <Diamantine Mother> Had Sexual Intercourse With Both Cthulhu & Hellstrom

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla <Diamantine Mother> Had Sexual Intercourse With Both Cthulhu & Hellstrom

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025