mother fucking lick screwdriver

when you like to watch kids shows too much

Cheryl watches too much Bluey. She's a mother fucking lick screwdriver.

by Penis Sucking Dick Gobbler June 23, 2024

fabio's mother

Something that can't be defined, usually people thinks she's a whale, sometimes a lion that's hunted by alex.

EX1: Is that a whale? No, it's Fabio's Mother
EX2: Look what I've just drawn! Wtf is that bro, a random sketch? No, it's Fabio's Mother.

by hehehehiiiii February 9, 2023

How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023

Your Mother

someone who is fatter than a beluga whale or someone non-existent

Bob: Hey Joe, Knock knock.
Joe: Who's there?
Bob: Your.

Joe: Your who?
Bob:Your Mother! HAH

by YourMotherLOLHAHAHAHAHA January 5, 2023

Mother

Used on Twitter to describe people who are serving cunt.

"Nicole Kidmans is mother."

by Kittyhees August 25, 2022

Your Mother

She told me to tell you to get off and go to sleep. I don’t care that she is dead, or in another country, I don’t care that you don’t have a curfew and it’s early morning. GO TO BED

Go to sleep NOW or you will lose your internet privileges! Your Mother SAID SO!!!

by YessQUEEEEN November 16, 2022

Mother Hog

The top bitch around, head slut, the only bitch

Kevin gets all the dates cause he is mother hog.

by TriniSlutInc. June 14, 2018