mary

pretty pretty but shit personality toxic asf she talks smack about you and acts like a princess with u she will manipulate you with her pretty face and end up breaking your heart

dont ever date a mary

by waterwaypoint the best April 29, 2023

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Marie

As small as an ant

"omg what is the little thing crawling towards us?!"
"Don't worry! It's just Marie."

by HUGEPUTHYLOVER May 8, 2023

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Opie Marie

She is my amazing niece that is the cutest most sassiest chubby baby

“Omg that’s opie Marie! She’s so beautiful 😻”

by Chlochlochlosadie May 8, 2023

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When a girl is on her period, she takes a tampon and saturates it with a classy Vodka, then proceeds to insert it into her vaginal cavity. Once in, garnish the butthole by inserting an asparagus spear, a pickle, or a celery stick and your choice of meat into the butthole.

My girlfriend was on her period, so I suggested trying the Bloody Mary and she was kinky enough to give it a go.

by The Rogue Medic May 8, 2023

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mary kachowski

dang can this girl toot! she runs on lean cuisine and takis- and if she happens to sip some coffee? it’s over for that toilet! ever in need of high quality pictures of massive shits? you know who to call. with babs as her trusty sidekick, nothing can stop her!

“do you smell that?”
“yeah! it was mary kachowski!”

by soodoedum October 16, 2019

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Marie

Marie is a wonderful person and absolut girlfriend material, even that she has many interest, she always finds time for you. She is loving and caring. She is very smart, so don't try to trick her. Marie has always got your back and will if she believes in something it is happening. She is always honest with you and very kind. Marie is super hilarious and has always someghing to laugh about. She is super hot and has wonderful eyes. They look like a thousand stars. When you see her smile und can't stop yourself from smiling back.

Person 1: Man, who's that girl?
Person 2: That's Marie. Don't you know her? She is the hottest girl in school.
Person 1: She looks like it. She seems super smart and loving.

Person 2: She is. Too bad, she's already taken.

by Ichbinschlau October 17, 2019

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