jacob lassiter

An asshole who likes big fat whales, aka women who are fat. He thinks if you have short hair you're a guy, and if you have long hair, then you're a girl. He is the big gay

jacob lassiter is mean to me and my friends

by Jacobdidthis May 9, 2018

Jacob

Lives in your walls :)

You hear sounds at night. They surround you while you try to achieve sweet slumber. You feel as though... you aren't alone in this seemingly empty house.

Jacob is watching.

by TylerKai421 November 24, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is a very athletic man that has an IQ of a dead horse. He has the skill of Messi is soccer but is three grades behind in ela and math.

Wow, look at Jacob playing soccer, I wish he was that good and ela and math.

by qewrsetdryjftukgybilhnuji;k February 8, 2024

Jacob

rodson, jacob will stalk you.
he will rod you.
hide all finlays.
run.

did you see that jacob? what a rodson.

by Simon Lover 420 April 22, 2022

Jacob

Has the biggest dick on Earth and get any bitch he wants

Dam Jacob ripped her pussy with his big dick and or he's a real jacob

by Big dick boy 900000 September 28, 2019

Jacob S.

A person who cannot be enslaved because of his independence and has beaten a xander in a boxing fight.

You guys seen Jacob S.?

by Kaisiwisiixiwujwkxod September 7, 2023

Jacob

A name normally associated with a gym addicted sad prick who does nothing but move to dead tings named Georgia. We pray for people who are named Jacob because they’re 19 and still in college which is ultimately sad 1 like 1 prayer

The word JACOB can be used in this sentence “ aye look at that pussyole he’s deffo a Jacob pfft wasteman”

by John names March 18, 2019