Air fried tossed salad

N. Technically a fart, specifically while tossing one's salad.

I had relaxed a bit too much while she was tossing my salad, she hate my air fried tossed salad and spent the next twenty minutes in the bathroom vomiting the 40 dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have.

by BIG 60, blytheville September 7, 2020

Air cigarette

For those moments when you really need to smoke a cigarette, but don’t have one or is trying to smoke less. The only logical course of action is to pretend-smoke a cigarette and pretend-puff smoke out of your mouth.

“I gazed into the sweet sky as I pull nothing out of my pocket and smoke an air cigarette.”

by H@ckerman August 15, 2022

Air Bay

A nickname used to describe a persons' basketball prowess, and over aggresive demeaner, specifically in practices and scimmages; generally a mocking term. Air Bay might Baystyle a team mate in an attempt to injure and replace them on the squad.

The best player on the worst practice squad would be "Air Bay"

by scottyballgame01 October 14, 2008

Air Lozenge

A pretending to use a pill rather than taking one's required medication. The actual pill may be hid in one's sleeve, anus/rectum, or nasal cavity until anyone forcing one to consume the pill is out of the room. The anus thing doesn't really work if it's a suppository.

Geez, grampa really doesn't want his medication. I saw he was taking an air lozenge while he shoved the pills up his bum until the nurse left.

by Niger Tits February 1, 2016

Simp- Air.

This Air simp is a very simpy simp. In fact she is so simpy one would say she could become obsessive. Wether its over a celebrity or her school crush she is still simp. She is also a very sweet person, she is so kind, caring and loving. She craves to be loved truly by someone but she is sadly stuck as a single pringle.

I love that Simp- Air.
Wow she is such a Simp- Air

by confusedmorethanyou June 1, 2023

Air Sense

When someone is trying to make a point, but they struggle to find any coherent logic behind their argument.

"Dude trust me, I did this last week just trust me"
"You're making air sense"

by poopstickman321 November 18, 2020

Breath of Fresh Air

what I call abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a "breath of fresh air".

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025