horse malarchy

An improved version of malarchy. Used to describe an unfavorable situation or when something backfires. Made popular by Vocal Status.

"I was supposed to have a party at my house, but no one showed."
"That's some real horse malarchy."

by Stretch Massee October 26, 2007

Horse

LOOK AT THIS DUDE LOOKING UP WHAT A HORSE IS

A HORSE IS BROWN

by Pstar17 January 15, 2020

Patrick Horse

Hi Abi

They kicked me in the shin!
I hating getting Patrick Horsed!

by Yosoeneocle November 13, 2021

Pale Horse

Fentanyl
Heroin was called "horse" for many years, and fentanyl (sometimes called china white) is nasically a pale or lighter colored horse. .

8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

by KrashWorship September 9, 2022

Horse cockery

Absolutely bullshit has just fucked ur tight little ass and feels like a horse but is actually just a fuck tone of bullshit

Hey bro I'm not a simp I'm just being nice by giving money to her to buy clothes

Bro that's fucking horse cockery

by LeFishe September 4, 2020

Gutter-horse

When someone lies and you can tell so you call them out.

Person 1: Yo check it out I just won the lottery.
Person 2: Shut your gutter-horse you incompetent fool.

by Memelord420dabdab June 5, 2022

Horse grenade

An impossible goal or ideal for which to strive. A reference to the saying "close only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes". Getting as close to the ideal as possible is the goal.

That Democrat horse grenade bill should be passed shortly.

by BurtonLucifer September 2, 2022