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HI

HI, UR DUM
by Penny Boi February 15, 2021
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jorny porny his mom

She is some hoe hoe hoe. she even works on the hoe hoe hoe school were she teaches little children to fuck, hmmmm indeed. it is the mom of jorntporny the most awful kid on earth and outside earth.
did you go to jorny porny his mom's school
by SPICYVAVTUSPORNO December 5, 2022
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hi-def

The state of being so high, usually on marijuana, that the stoner becomes deaf. Often associated with being so absorbed watching HDTV that everything else is ignored. Inspired by a high deaf kid who gets deafer as he gets higher.
Peter was so hi-def that he couldn't even hear the police siren as they pulled up to arrest him for dealing hella-weed.
by Powderhead November 20, 2007
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hi

hi
hi
by suks2suk September 6, 2021
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Hi

I’m bored too bro, next thing you should search up is ‘banana loaf’ trust me.
Hey bro,

Hey!

Have you heard of the thing that happens when you search banana loaf on Urban?!

Nah i’ll check it out
by IntuLakeside January 2, 2021
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LMAOs his life away

*Originally LMAO(s) X's life/lives away*
When X start(s) laughing so unbelievably and probably contagiously hard, it's as if X's withering X's own life/lives away with X's laughter.
*From KSI's FIFA 97 video. Start from 7:25*
Deji: "What's the point of even having skill?"
JJ: "Where's my defense? Where's my defense?"
*Deji nutmegs a crouching David Seaman from halfway by total accident*
Deji: *LMAOs his life away*
KSI: "I can't be arsed."
by TirakyneTripleA January 9, 2022
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salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
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