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cock friend

bitch who is to ride your cock, or your friends cock on command
juice is erics cock friend, eric orders juice to ride alexs cock, that bitch juice, get on alexs cock
by eric April 6, 2003
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Friend Zone

The term men use to blame their own shallowness on women.
A girl makes a new friend who happens to be a guy, and he's really nice all the time and she thinks, wow, I have a really good friend. But it turns out the guy isn't interested in friendship, all he wants is to "get some".

Oftentimes, when the guy realizes that he's not going to "score" (how long that takes can vary), he suddenly drops his feigned friendship and moves on to other targets. The girl is left wondering what she did wrong to make such a good friendship fall apart, but of course what really happened was was that the girl had made the mistake of seeing the guy as a real person worthy of her friendship while the guy had only ever seen her as an object.

The guy justifies his behavior by getting together with his buddies and whining about being put in the "friend zone" so that he gets to feel like he's the victim.
by Philia ouk Eros November 21, 2010
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Friend Fodder

When a person is added as a friend on a social networking site, for no reason other than raising another persons friend total.
Gerard: Hey dude, i noticed that totally hot chick from the third floor added you on Facebook the other day.

Wayne: Yeah, she keeps deleting my comments though. I'm blatantly just friend fodder.
by MorbidPig April 27, 2010
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drunk-friended

The act of friend-requesting a person you think you know on a social networking website while heavily intoxicated.
"When I got home from the bar, I sent a friend request to that girl I met last night."
"Dude that's not her. You just drunk-friended someone, you fucking idiot."
by Gorgoroth September 5, 2009
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Friend Credits

1. Currency among friends when offering money may be a faux pas or even insulting. Often accounted for when performing friendly favors.

2. Currency that replaces tangible currency when you are all out.
Friend 1: "You owe me 20 dollars."
Friend 2: "Don't have it, take friend credits."
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Luke Skywalker: "I just saved your life, you know?"
Han Solo: "I owe you one, kid, one friend credit that is."
by Rob A. - Chicago January 7, 2010
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Multi-friend

When a person is able (or not able) to have more than one friendship, and/or be nice to more than one person at a time.
Girl: Have you talked to Harriet today?

Girl2: No, have you?
Girl: Yeah.
Girl2: Oh, she must not be able to multi-friend again.

Or

Sarah is so nice to everyone! She can totally multi-friend!!
by pookey32 October 21, 2009
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Friend Families

Knowing more than one friend w/ the same name, but they don't know each other because they are from different stereotype cliques.
xallix: geeze, how many allisons do u know?
XMichealX: ummmmm...3?
xallix:damn. i know 6 mikes
XMichealX: ...ouch
xallix: yupp. it's easy to keep them straight tho. they're all from different friend families, so they don't know each other
by dragonxalli November 1, 2009
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