the REAL "savior"

the mute button on my tv remote control

better than a psychiatrist, the RABID "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AUDIO, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
the hustle for money has advertisers playing stupid 'jingles' , BAD music, e.t.c., driving one COMPLETELY INSANE !!
ie: YOU TALK TOO MUCH, YOU TALK TOO FAST, YOU TALK TOO LOUD !!

when that commercial comes on, and i'm about to lose my mind, (while fondling my guns) i quickly employ my 'therapist', my remote control button !! AHHHH! blessed SILENCE ! ( HATE that guy/gal AND their 'push' !! ("event")

i HATE that commercial !! steve: i don't watch tv !! yeah! , easy to understand why ELVIS reportedly shot out his TV !!
i'd NEVER do business with those people!

that rabid dog minister was pushing the savior, i quickly employed the REAL "savior" !
the REAL "savior" saved my black ASS! , you TALK too much !
the REAL "savior" kept my head from EXPLODING !!

by michael foolsley August 24, 2022

Real nigga dick

The shit that goes in and out of your mother thousands of times on a daily basis.

Hmmm... it seems like your mother could use some real nigga dick.

by Momseat December 24, 2023

The Real Ones

A unique group of individuals who facetime each other frequently. Typically, this group of people use the platform Houseparty but have recently transitioned to using FaceTime. Conversations within the group usually consist of complete bullshit.

I really want to be a part of the real ones.
wanna facetime real ones?

by Betty Cooper-Jones September 14, 2021

The Real Housewives

An expression that old people over the age of 29 are called

Oh look a 30 year old, what The Real Housewives!

by ChickenChocker69 January 30, 2023

Slept real good

How you well you sleep and feel after you take part in the action of sleeping with Mike

Gurl I was with went to bed with Mike and I slept real good last night

by Mikeyjr February 15, 2024

Real Ass Pitch

Pitch with a real Ass.

Guys that dog is a real ass pitch, i just felt his butt. Its not a fursuit.

by Lasse Jackal November 1, 2019

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025