pasty fart

Farting out diarrhea while crying. Then standing up and cumming on the poop while you let out a tiny little squeaker. Then taking the poop out with your hands and passing gas on it.

"Dude did you see Billy the other day?"
"Yea bro, {lets out a massive fart and then pisses} everyone died because of his pasty fart."
"Yea, let me touch my breasts and cry"

by tinylittleacorn October 29, 2017

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fart launcher

When you take a fart, cup it in your hands and act like you're launching a Kamehameha

Dude did you hear what Dave did to Steve?

Nah man I didn't.

He did a fart launcher on him!

by Lunchboxvg July 16, 2021

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Not to be confused with a tactical fart.

A TAC-fart is the acronym for a "top arse crack" fart. These are specific farts that are funnelled up the arse crack and expell themselves out the top of the trouser band, onto the lower back.

They are often of a high pitched squeaky tone and best performed when sitting on a hard, flat surface where the air has no way to move forward from the anus, thus must escape via the top of the arse crack.

Nice TAC-fart, you could have warned me though my mouth was open.

by Captain Shonko April 29, 2020

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fart amnesty

A zone where farting is permitted without comment or criticism. Usually decided with the significant other, and often the fart amnesty zone is the bed.

- Yesterday, Katy and I decided that the bed was a fart amnesty zone. Boy I thought I would be the one abusing it ...

by JeanTheBean April 25, 2014

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