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Dog Fruit

A particular bloke or someone who is completely and utterly got no idea what’s going on around them ( A full on spastic )
Tom: What the fuck is that mong Doing

Dave: he’s a fucking dog fruit

Joe: sound
by FatslimemakingslagG1no December 14, 2022
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Turtle dogging

The same concept as prarie dogging and having a turtle head poking out, just combined into one phrase. A chance to drop both bombs at once.
'For breakfast I ate a kale salad, a bag of baby carrots, a can of beets and a ginger apple smoothie. I just drank a strong coffee, took a bump of coke and a drag of a cigarette and now I'm turtle dogging the most epic schwoop poop ever.'
by Bubblegumblue January 3, 2020
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Lick Dog

Chinese “Tian Gou” 舔狗
noun
to describe a person who puts down his/her dignity to cater to others even though knowing the other party doesn't like him/her
Stop being a lick dog to Sally! She doesn't like you at all!
Be no lick dog. Don't settle for less.
by heididieh November 10, 2021
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Grooming The Dog

To shave the crotch area (ie) penis, wang, etc) of a man with a woman's razor.
Jim is grooming the dog using his wife's Venus dual action razor.
by airsoftman September 6, 2010
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Hugo the Dog

An absolutely fine specimen of a being. He is a very good doggo, he loves to boop you with his snoot. He recently turned 2 so give him some love everybody.
by A Y Y October 30, 2018
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blue the dog

The cutest most lovable and cuddly dog you will ever meet. He’s very energetic and never fails to put a smile on your face. His tail continues to wiggle for infinity and beyond. His nickname is bluie-nay-nay and mr.wiggles.
I love blue the dog he’s my bluie-nay-nay!
by Ray Ray ur Bay Bay January 29, 2020
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Replacement dog

The dog you get to replace the one who just died.
Lady at the park: You have an adorable puppy.
Me: Thanks, she's a replacement dog.
LatP: What do you mean?
Me: She replaced the dog that just died. In fact, I think she one-upped her.

LatP: You're horrible.
Me: pssh, bitch
by Joe Everyman June 30, 2010
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