David

Sigma grindset, hustle never stops, money aint sleeping.
An absolute unit, sigma in every way.
The literally Thomas Shelby.
Rizzly Bear.
🚫 LGBT
🚫 Drugs
✅ Hella Bitches
✅ Absolute Hustler
✅

P1: You watched Peaky Blinders?
P2: Yeah, I have to say David is a 1:1 replica of Thomas Shelby

by GingerRizzler September 11, 2023

David

David is a leader of the misfits. All those led by David are driven by his powers of persuasion. He is a raunchy and dominating leader with a flair for theatrical and media arts. On a typical Friday night, David can be found commentating at a viewing party, chowing down on a fine assortment of hor d'oeuvres, and ending his night with a well trimmed cigar. Davids seldom come out during the day, as this is their period of hibernation. When a David let’s someone into their life, that person becomes forever grateful. Each contribute to life of laughter and shared successes.

Was that David who turnt up at the Halloween party?

by a_typicaltina September 17, 2023

David Cardwell

That one guy who is kinda smelly because he's a ginger

David Cardwell: Let's all kill Adam

Adam: your a ginger
*David throws a chair at Adam*

by pp funny man 2019 September 22, 2023

Star of David

A Jewish man's asshole

When Kyle got pantsed at the party, I wound up staring directly at his Star of David

by Ghost Maker October 7, 2023

David

He is very cool, cool, cool, cool, cool and all he is, is a very cool person. that is all he is.

David is a very cool person the coolest you'll meet

by wehatethe99babayfnnnnatesucks October 16, 2019

David

Super coo beans,Skater kid, funny, But David’s are silly willys and not good at fortnite.

You are David at Fortnite

by James_is_coo_beans October 16, 2019

david goveia

he’s nice he’s hot he’s sweet and most importantly his anxiety will never be beat

hey did you see “david goveia” ? he looks so good today hahah

by defineyouknow October 18, 2019