cream cheese surprise

When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume

That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.

*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!

by Kazeemt1 November 16, 2017

Hair in the cream.

When there’s hair in the cream.

I love hair in the cream.

by Hairinthecream October 09, 2020

Cream Beanie

When you nut on the top of a mfr's head.

"Yo, she said not to get it in her face so you KNOW I had to give her that Cream Beanie "

by Whornet November 19, 2022

Ass Cream

Creampie in the ass.

Come here, let me give you an ass cream.

by xShakey September 07, 2021

Blueberry Cream Delight

A 2 day long process where the first day a girl sucks your dick until you're about to nut then stops so you get blue balls, then the next day that same girl fucks your blue dick until you creampie her

bro this weekend I gave Cindy a "Blueberry Cream Delight" and she loved it more than me

by ohdaddyharder November 05, 2020

Cream-crackered

British cockney slang for "nackered", meaning extremely tired or worn out.

"Wow, I'm feelin so Cream-crackered soon I might be brown bread!

by KingOfBBM January 11, 2020

Yeet the cream

1. When you finish jerking off and throwing all the cream anywhere or everywhere.

2.When you use cream remove things.

John will yeet the cream after having sex.

by Zeddison May 13, 2019