Cooker

A cooker is a paranoid conspiracy theorist that can often be seen in mainstream media comment sections posting needle emojies and blaming every death on the covid vaccine. When confronted or asked for evidence they will commonly respond with "its time for another booster" or some variation of that. Cookers will tell people not to believe the mainstream media however, they will foam at the mouth whenever a mainstream media outlet puts "died suddenly" in the headline.

Did you see that cooker blaming that plane crash in port Phillip on the vaccine?

by Shitphototaker69 February 2, 2024

Cooker bait

Cooker bait is when a mainstream media outlet intentionally adds antivaxer buzzwords into headlines to generate clicks. For example, "died suddenly" or "mystery illness" this often sends Cookers into a frenzy in comment sections of mainstream media outlets. Cooker bait can be anything from plane crashes to young people passing away, any situation where someone has died unexpectedly is perfect for cooker bait.

7 news Australia's proffits must be down they've brought out the cooker bait to boost clicks

by Shitphototaker69 February 2, 2024

CooterDem

Clintonista. Centrist warmonger. among other vile takes.

It's sad, but bernie Sanders is now officially a cooterdem.

by MsStevie January 4, 2024

coomersexual

a disgusting gross coomer who no longer has normal sexual preferences after years of fapping and porn addiction. attracted to other nasty coomers and watching them coom. they also are known to goon in their pants.

Tony told me he only likes girls that are as addicted to porrn as him and spend all day gooning. what a coomersexual.

by Clarence Bignutz January 4, 2024

Cooter Pooter Pocket

When a girl farts, it rolls the other way. It is your cooter pooter pocket

My fart rolled into my cooter pooter pocket.

by anonymous June 22, 2024

Compere

Compere is a very special individual. He indulges in undeveloped people. He will seduce them with his fluent French and touch them in the dark.

Person 1: I'm not giving you 50 dollars and that's final.

Person 2: Don't worry because I'ma call Compere to deal with you.

by anonymous July 11, 2024

cooter wind

Wind that comes from the cooter. Can be noisy or noiseless. Oder may indicate a visit to the clinic is needed

AJ puffed out some massive cooter wind. Ramon said he almost fainted.

by Boom-Pow July 24, 2024