Biggest pussy every, likes to fuck sheep and any other barn yard animals. Offer can be found in a gay bar or ur local barn and is also a necrophiliac.

You chris johns

Chris johns by Badass6995 June 6, 2018

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chris louie

To be a piece of shit or a skinny runner (both can apply); to be a wannabe hypebeast

"Wow, the little d**khead is such a Chris Louie"- Mary Antoinette

chris louie by TheKingofAllYellowSnorlaxes June 9, 2018

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Chris Lahn

Chris Lahn is that guy who sits in the corner in tech class who just annoys everyone
1.Has all classes with me
2.lives in a swamp with donkey and shrek
3. Has a IQ lower than Aidan
Has crappy business ideas
4. Very judge mental

5.Hard core porn addict
6. has 22 siblins
7.likes to mow the lawn
8. lives in Iraq during the summer
9.watches the Simpsons in his free time
10. Absolute chop
11.needs help when he jumps out of planes
12. has a fear of tiny holes
Finally Chris is often referred to as the special one if you know what i mean !0

definition of Chris Lahn is a chop

Chris Lahn by Chris Lahn June 13, 2018

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Chris Ly

When you do something outright stupid, but it is normal to everyone.
For example, if you work in a NOC and throwing darts, balls, and random misc items, but no one give af.
This is a Chris Ly move.
You also have to say penis and gayest things every time you have a conversation (blondes love this).
Never ever have a legit conversation, always end with penis.

Anthony, you have said a lot of weird things lately.
You are starting to sound like Chris Ly!

Chris Ly by TheErectTacoofPenisLand June 29, 2018

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