call popcorn

To make claim for the roach of a joint/blunt to eat, similar to popcorn.

Friends all hanging out, one blankets the shrubbery to in pure white papyrus to prepare for arson.

Orville: Popcorn!

Newman: Awe, why didn't I call popcorn?

*End of joint*

Passed to Orville. Orville eats. Orville's now happy, inspired, and full.

by GottaGetMills August 28, 2011

I'm calling the police

A term used when someone does something extremely bad, weird, fucked up, degenerative, sexual, horny, frowned upon, or just something that makes your stomach feel like shit, or makes your heart actually fucking stop for a second because you need to catch a breath after seeing what bullshit someone posts or say. This term can also be used on sexual messages, if someone is being weird, people typically reply with "I'm calling the police" "What the fuck", and "FBI OPEN UP!". The phrase / slang "I'm calling the police" is an effective way to tell someone to shut the fuck up, and for them to reconsider their life before saying something again or to tell someone your really fucked up and need psychotic help now. The term is similar to replying the suicide hotline number "1-800-273-TALK (8255)" , to tell someone to call it, and seek mental help (since they probably do tbh).

Guy 1: What were you doing? It's been like 6 hours!.

Guy 2: Jacking off to changed rule 34.

Guy 1: I'm calling the police and the fucking FBI to throw yo horny ass in the slammer.
Guy 1: Bouta fuckin teach this degenerate nigga ass mothafucka some goddamn justice.

by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023

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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025

Call Of Duty

A place where you can find 12 year olds raging at their xbox because they think your hacking

12 year old: YOUR FREAKING HACKING ON CALL OF DUTY LOSER
person:nah man just my aim
12 Year Old: NO THATS NOT IT F**K YOU

by Jessestaff January 25, 2018

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Real life Cold Call

A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.

Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."

Person two: "Alright."

*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*

Person three: "huh?"

Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."

by Bigjuicytatas June 15, 2017

Roll call

To get safe. To have a safety meeting .not referring to say or type your state/city. To smoke/vape .

Roll call 5 4 3 2 1 🚀🚀🚀🚀😎💨💨💨

by Goldiefromskid May 1, 2022