by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Big Dick Willy, Call Me A Free Willy Backe Smacke<.7.9.7.6.>mug. The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)
Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob
-Fictional character named Bob
by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024
Get the wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkatamug. I went into “the wet beaver” shook my West Virginia mating call just once and them bitches heads started popping up like prairie dogs
by ODie419 August 10, 2022
Get the West Virginia mating callmug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025
Get the The COuntry Of China Is A Language Experts Called ""Ubilada'"mug. .
mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025
Get the mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."mug. *Ring
Boyfriend: "Hey, whatsup babe?"
Girlfriend: "Gluck, Gluck, Gluck..."
Boyfriend: "Oh, shoot I just got Cuck Called."
Boyfriend: "Hey, whatsup babe?"
Girlfriend: "Gluck, Gluck, Gluck..."
Boyfriend: "Oh, shoot I just got Cuck Called."
by btcterms March 29, 2023
Get the Cuck Callmug. Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.
by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018
Get the Texas phone call massacremug.