oakton community college

A school in des plaines, lots of faggots but the chicken pesto slaps hard broski. Also a math professor here doesn't speak english bruh. a lotta fat ppl also

lots of jews and lots of muslims so it's kinda fun to watch them fight over palestine. tree hugger teacher in the humanities department. He thinks rivers are people.

They have a lake u can fish but people are too much of fags to do it

one chick that looks like dora that hits on every guy at school
Guy one (that's probably a tranny): I go to oakton community college

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by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024
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Oakton Community College

Oakton Community College is a community college located in Des Plaines, Illinois, right on the Des Plaines River.

Oakton is a physically small school, the building being mostly one long hallway. The classes are organized so basically anyone can pass, and you won't learn a single thing here.

There's also a disproportionate amount of weiiiiiird people here. They also have tampons in all the men's restrooms. The vending machines have frozen hot pockets though. Hot chicks are few and far between. Also everyone's fat, almost nobody rides a bike.
Guy dylan: Yo, I go to Oakton Community College!!

Gal Sasha: I'm sorry for your loss
by outrageousrickyxoxo September 03, 2024
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Fanshawe College

Watch out at Fanshawe College, people are home wreckers
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presentation college

THE BEST school in san fernando, only INSANELY good looking people attend this school, ALL presmen are cheating on a napsgirl with a convent girl, because there dicks are so large.
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This is a small liberal arts based college in North Adams Ma. The resources here suck and it feels like it's in ancient times with the technology. It feels more like a high school than a college. With a population of like not even 2,000 students everyone knows everyone. There is tons of gossip, the sports suck, and best of all you can't even allow more then one person into your dorm. Absolute bullshit, the rules here are pathetic. Also there is only one street off campus you can party it and it's full of townies. Pines are the only people that actually turn up at this school.
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silver lake college

A now defunct Franciscan, 4 years liberal arts college that had once been known for its education and music programs. The school officially closed in 2020, citing the pandemic and financial challenges. These challenges included depreciating assets, falling enrollment, rising costs and excesses amongst the c-suite.

The troubles likely began around 2011, when where was a push to change an introverted student body into an extroverted one. This led to a lot of drama, where favoritism deprived many victims of abuse and harassment the help they needed while allowing rumors and accusations against others to go unquestioned. Issues of racial inequality also began to shine forth as the dorms, which were built around the 2009 class year, were predominantly African American, only for those students to have almost no representation in the graduations that took place during the school's final years. Students had called out the recruiting practices as being predatory, but the admins did not react until a former Dean used the situation to form the premise of her thesis, resulting in her removal around 2015/16.

Demolition of the main building and dorms began in 2022 after the Green Bay Diocese of the Catholic Church rejected a proposal to repurpose the school as an area wide, k-12 school. The diocese opted to build a new school, instead. Also around this time, the school's former president filed suit against the Franciscan Sisters alleging contract violations. This suit was dismissed.
My sister attended Silver Lake College for a bachelor's in education back in 2011.
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