stalk-blocking

when your friends try to keep you from stalking exes or hook-ups on facebook or other social media sites
hint: rhymes with "cock-blocking"

"I just want to see if he's dating another girl. Look, his profile picture is with this other girl... she's SO not pretty..."
"Girl, stop cyber-stalking him. It's not a good look."
"Stop stalk-blocking me!"

by quackgurl00 January 17, 2012

Mop Blocked

similar to "cock blocked" except the person doing the blocking is female and resembles a Mop i.e. really thin, wooden personality, mop-like hair, wouldn't know fun if it hit her in her moppy face, you could pick her up turn her upside down and wash the floor with her head

Berry: come out to me in the boonies Wugs
Wugs: not going near you if the Mop is there
Berry: stupid ass Mop, always around me... wish she'd stop Mop Blockin' me
Wugs: I would so L-bomb you if she wasn't there, I do it to everyone
Berry: maybe its lucky I got Mop Blocked

by BerryWugs March 8, 2011

Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.

I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.

by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011

comment blocked

when you post something on facebook and a total loser comments on it, preventing others from commenting also.

peson: "dammit! that hyna jeffrey commented on my post! i might as well delete it because he just comment blocked me! motherfucker!!"

by waterpolo15 July 17, 2011

Sock blocking

When one female keeps another female from getting a big toe in her sock

I can't take Janet to the club cause she is always sock blocking!
Bobby came over to the house last night and my mother totally came into my room without knOcking what a sock blocker

by nesmith July 24, 2011

awk block

v. the act of doing something awkward to cock block yourself or someone else either intentionally or unintentionally

I was hitting on the brides sister but had to stop because her father came over and said something about her medication, it was a total awk block.

by jlgood October 21, 2011

Clock block

Similar to cock block. When your boss sends you home for the rest of the week just a few hours short of overtime.

Bill: You working this weekend?
Joe: No, I got clock blocked, 38 hours. I work again on Monday.

by Blue Collared July 1, 2011