Bob

the most amazing person ever

Bob is amazing

by Ariana McMillan July 13, 2018

Epic bob

Epic bobs are basically just “normal”

people but, they are named bob if your name is bob you automatically joined the Epic bob cult and you may ask who is a Epic bob?, let me list some Epic bobs, bob the builder, bob parr (incredibles) bob (basic white man) and Bobby from laurnzside

Some guy: hi I’m ____
Bob: hi ____ I’m bob
Some guy: “starts bowing down”

Bob: why are you bowing down to me?
Some guy: you are a epic bob

by Unusual_Trash_Can June 27, 2022

Bob Agge

your lower parts (TESTICLES)

can you come and touch my Bob Agge

by The absolute fucking boss April 10, 2018

jim bobs

perfection

jim bobs is just perfection

by meganlou April 17, 2021

Sponge-bobbed

When a person soaks a sponge in semen and slaps someone in the face with it.

Lastnight my buddy Bob was asleep at my house and i Sponge-bobbed him

by Mellybell1989 January 25, 2021

Bob Sheep

A sheep that is fat or lazy. Often seen in farms.

“Look at that sheep over there! It’s so fat and lazy!”
“Yeah! It’s a Bob sheep,”

by Trees are best March 2, 2022

Bob Marley

Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.

Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!

by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024