im gonna touch u

If u say "im gonna touch u" to a little kid youll get arrested but if u say it to ur sibling it wont matter bc its all fun in games unless u mean it... u wouldnt mean it right...?

Person1 "Im gonna touch u😈"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"

by Oldhagtouchesgyats March 6, 2024

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Get the im gonna touch umug.

aint no way u actually fell for

"aint no way u actually fell for"

by Aint no way u actually fell fo April 2, 2025

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Get the aint no way u actually fell formug.

u fasom?

"u fasom?" means "Are you a faggot or something?"

Person1: Don't touch me. U fasom?
Person2: I'm yours. You dig?

by mudblowingfaggot July 24, 2022

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Get the u fasom?mug.

F u

Back off

F u brooo

by anonymous September 15, 2020

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Get the F umug.

No u

A generic comeback for those who can’t find a good defensive counter-attack to roasts.

“Ur Mom Gay”
“No u”

by Wheres the goddamn bus October 5, 2018

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Get the No umug.

One who excels at guitar, but plays it too loudly and too often in class. This causes annoyance among classmates. An Angel U is also known for only wearing dark clothes and acting edgy, emo, shady, and homeless. He is also one who dates those who are several years older than he. Some Angel Us are even bisexual!

Dang, that kid Angel U is super annoying. He needs to stop playing guitar before I shove my fist down his throat.

by Old..Clacker November 29, 2017

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