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Beef Sock

The enduring remnant of a night spent cleaning your prolapsed anal cavity. Using a cotton tube sock to achieve the necessary cleaning with the correct amount of reparative dexterity.
Mom: You want your laundry done honey? What about your socks?
Bill: NO MOM! Please, that's just on old beef sock. Ted and I were trying something...
by SolidoSnaka July 3, 2014
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COCAINE

Cocaine blocks pain sensation and stimulates the central nervous system, producing a sudden increase in heart rate, temperature, and blood pressure.
MY NOSE is bloody from bumpin too many beefers...
by rolo tamasi April 11, 2006
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Slanging-beef

The act of having or using killer dance moves, whooping ass In all drinking games, and slaying all the poon at the party. To the point where you and your boys Have become the life of the party and without you they would be a bunch of lame ass noodle bobs.
We were slanging-beef so hard on that bars dance floor all the fat girls want us.

Last night was so much fun at Harry's bar we were slanging-beef so hard we got kicked out before midnight.

Tonight is kyles bachelor partying so we are gonna be slanging-beef at the spot until the cops come.

I love slanging beef at a fat chick party because I know me and my boys will get laid .
by The nuggetier October 6, 2017
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Icelandic beef testicle

One may acquire an Icelandic Beef Testicle through the small dutch town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea, known for excessive cheese exports made with smegma. An Icelandic Beef Testicle is a culinary indulgence, in which you surgically remove the testicles of a live and healthy male bull, and you freeze it in the duration of the summer. In the winter, you take the iceblock with the testicles within it, and you place it in a jar where a group of south pakistani males will gather around and goon onto the iceblock and balls, where it will then be airtight sealed and coated in a healthy layer of smegma, where it will ferment until the following winter, to be thawed out and enjoyed raw.
"What is ts delicious delicacy on my charcuterie board"
"That would be the divine and spectacular Icelandic Beef Testicle that we have recently imported fresh from the small town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea
by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025
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Beef Badger

Sex position where the female fixates her feet behind her head (for easy access) and the male eats her out.
“Yo, I gave her Sarah the old beef badger last night
by Bbldrizzycb May 21, 2025
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Beef sandwich having Slunt

When a slutty cunt has a beef sandwich of a bucket fanny between their legs.
Shazza H loves taking a plethora of long, oblong objects, including the local fire department’s shafts, up her beef sandwich clunge. She is also a slutty cunt. Therefore, she is a beef sandwich having slunt.
by Abdul Ba December 1, 2020
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Beef Twerky

Vaginally lips on a female during a seizure
Wow when she fell out her beef twerky was twitchin.
by The Old Man/Unkle Grandpa June 13, 2024
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