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Real Quick

an interjection that's used when you are absolutely NOT going to be quick. Used to sneak into conversations by fooling people into believing that you will be quick even though you are going to be anything but.
Person 1: the other day I was walki-

Person 2: hey, real quick, last night I went out to dinner and had the best burger I've ever eaten. It reminded me of when I was a little boy and my pop used to grill them for us. Every 4th of July we would get together and have a big barbecue for the neighborhood and they called me and my pop the burger bros. He taught me 2 things in life: burgers, and auto parts. I took this knowledge with me when I opened up my first business: Burgers & Bearings. It was a very successful burger restaurant/auto parts store until the health inspector deemed it a 'health risk' due to a little bit of grease on the food. I mean come on, a little bit of dirt never hurt anybody. But he disagreed, so I took my talents to Tinker. Back when I was at Tinker I had the world in the palm of my hands. Everybody on the block knew that when I was around, shit was getting DONE. Every auto parts store within a 1,000 mile radius knew to look out for me. So I used that popularity to spread my wings and become a master mixologist in a very busy bar in the Hamptons, where I made around $20,000 per night.

Person 3: yeah he left 10 minutes ago, you don't have to keep goi-

Person 2: hey, while I got you here, real quick........
by the rusty trombonerr December 21, 2022
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doing it for a real one

You are doing something for a true friend, and you wouldn't think twice. “You’re a real homie” so if you do it for a real one it means you’re doing it for a true homie lol
I bought you an oreo shake, I'm doing it for a real one.
by xoxoifm March 26, 2019
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Real Nigga

Alpha is a 100% real nigga
by Bröckchen May 13, 2020
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LSC: Real Life

LSC: Real Life is a game that was released in 2015 and is very popular in LSC. The game is centered around LSC and the protagonist (You) fighting creatures and teachers. It is fun to play even though you will certainly get triggered over fighting dumb bosses.
A sequel to the game was released in late 2021 and is called LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao. It is about the mysterious creature Wang Lao and the incoming virus known as WangLao-21. This game is possibly a reference the COVID-19 pandemic.
Dude 1: Yo! You been playing LSC: Real Life 2?
Dude 2: No it sucks
Dude 1: You suck
by skeps_fuckery November 3, 2021
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The real Emma C

Not a whore. She only reveals herself to her wonderful partner. She only drinks Fanta and water. She has her wily woman ways, but doesn’t use them to seduce any man she meets. She’s a beauty. A kind, sweet and smart woman who will slap a bitch if the situation calls. Amazing tits and thikk booty. She’s a girl gamer but doesn’t feel the need to tell every single person she sees online. Enjoyer of potatoes. Wow Hunter extraordinaire. Always ready to do actions.
“Whos that fine piece over there she’s a real Emma C”
“She’s THE real Emma C”
“My god, I’d heard tales but never thought I’d see it for myself
by Tricksyboom July 11, 2022
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real recognize real

used to refer to the tendency or ability for real individuals to identify other real individuals (keepin' it real)

by extension and more generally, people with certain recognize others with the same qualities
by raitis May 2, 2025
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Realing

Thinking so fast it will never make sense to the person you are talking to, unless thay can listen to the end.
OMG I am realing, can you talk with me so I can finish?
by Big-Daddy-James October 14, 2021
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