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The Society of Saint Michael the Archangel

The Peaceful Italian Mafia located in several different towns and cities that are connected to the Catholic Church. They like to various activities such as playing bocce, hold meetings, and eat lots of food.
"Did you go to The Society of Saint Michael the Archangel (Usually just said as Saint Michaels) Bocce Tournament last week?"
by Infinite Bread November 13, 2017
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The shit that killed michael jackson

Similar to the shit that killed Elvis, only more variety and larger amounts.
Street pharmacist- I got that anesthesia, painkiller, sleep medicine, roofie and reds combo 1,2,3,4,5 punch. That's the shit that killed Michael Jackson dude.
Consumer- Damn yo you sure that's just gonna get me high and floaty?
Street pharmacist- Michael Jackson's doctor gave him the same thing, it ought to do the trick.
by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
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St. Michael’s College School

The school with the highest percentage of fuckboys. They eat, sleep, and live for the boys. Forget about spending Saturday night with your man if he’s from SMC. They are literally good at nothing except sports. They act straight but they’re all low key gay.
Person 1: Yo, you know where I can get some cleaning supplys
Person 2: Oh, go to St. MIchael’s College School. They got a lot of brooms.
by Radical mike April 11, 2019
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Saint Michael's College Vermont

If you want to know where the granddaughters and grandsons of the confederate army attend college, this is the school. A school where the kids spend more time smoking green than being green. The schools acceptance committee is know to harass incoming minnority students by giving them lots of money to make up for their 98% white ignorant body of students. The white girls here spend more time putting on make-up, puking, and sleeping with the schools all black basketball team rather than studying. Joyce Hall consit of all jocks while Lyons is made of all the preppy kids who can afford to party and do as they please and last Ryan hall the one in worst condition of all of them is made of all the minority student, white trash, and all of the schools sexual harrashers. The social ladder of the school is as followed: White preppy girls, Jocks, miniorty guys, white trash, asians, nerds, and lastly minority girls.
Junior Guy: Hey you want to party Saint Michael's College Vermont style?
New minority freshmen: Sure I guess. How do you guys party?
Junior Guy: We just smoke weed, drink, and prey on drunk freshmen girls.
New minority freshmen: So do you guys atleast dance?
Junior Guy: Does dry humping count?
by TheUnknowSMC February 23, 2011
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Michael platonic simp

This is against the law, you will be sent to a metal facility
"Oh you are a Michael platonic simp"

"Better pack you bags"
by Besticreaming June 13, 2021
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Joseph Michael Shoemaker

A boy who plays sports and hates soccer and doesn't judge himself
by Lady Dick October 19, 2008
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Michael Patrick Kennedy III

The name of the Third Michael Patrick Kennedy, a young man who now resides in a small town in New England. He is resentful of his name and pretends he is an original by claiming to be the ONLY Michael Patrick Kennedy, and therefore does not use the title THE THIRD.
Michael Patrick Kennedy III is indeed, the third Michael Patrick Kennedy.
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