Ducking

Auto correct for my favorite pastime

I’m currently ducking a 2 year old.

by Kaleb Wallen January 17, 2019

Club Duck

1. An exclusive bread bearing organization focusing on the subjugation and extermination of male mallards.

2. A bar on Como Lake that plays Girrafic Park on repeat.

Sam: Yo dude, wanna go to Club Duck tonight?
Grant: Ya lol sounds cool whatever

by ScarletSavy June 12, 2018

Duck

Duck duck goose

Your name: what is your name?

Me: duck duck goose

by ReadABookYouLazyFuck☺ July 7, 2018

Duck

An animal who loves to go up to lemonade stands and ask for grapes.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, “Hey (bum bum bum), got any grapes?”

by Bigrockstar1119 July 13, 2018

DUCK SLURP

In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.

Nigel: DuDe I went and done did a DuCk SluRp.

Toby: Dude that's radical man.

Seth: Gnarly dude.

by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018

Front flip duck

Frontflip duck is ducking while frontfliping.

“hey bro that front flip duck was awsome

by Weird flower maker August 3, 2018

Duck

A TERM USED TO DESCRIBE ANY PERSON OF LOW ATTRACTIVENESS; ESPECIALLY A GUY WHO DOES NOT LOOK GOOD, BUT IS WITH A GIRL WHO IS OUT OF HIS LEAGUE.

USE EXAMPLE 1 : "YO THAT BITCH IS A DUCK."

USE EXAMPLE 2: "DAMN DAWG HOW DID THAT UGLY ASS NIGGA GET WITH THAT DIME PIECE? I DON'T KNOW BUT THAT NIGGA IS A DUCK FOR SURE!"

by frybreadgod August 8, 2018