Somebody who looks on the brink of death due to exhaustion, (therefore looking like a lady who is ancient as hell) this can usually be fixed by an alarm clock and a sensible bed time.
Rosie hasn’t been sleeping due to family issues, the principle pulled her in and called her a haggard old lady. How DARE she look after her family. An alarm clock is overdue for certain.
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by Drumnmwuff September 12, 2023
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by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023
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Thank you for coming out
But we gotta go home
This one is for the ladies
The beautiful, lovely ladies of Mississippi
And maybe Memphis, and maybe Tennessee
You guys have been fantastic
If you've had too much to drink, please don't drive home
We want you safe and sound
So you can come back here for year number 27, next year
Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart
And I love you best
You're not like the rest (c'mon, sing it out)
(You're there when I need you)
(You're there when I need-)
(I'm gonna need you)
Thank you for coming out
But we gotta go home
This one is for the ladies
The beautiful, lovely ladies of Mississippi
And maybe Memphis, and maybe Tennessee
You guys have been fantastic
If you've had too much to drink, please don't drive home
We want you safe and sound
So you can come back here for year number 27, next year
Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart
And I love you best
You're not like the rest (c'mon, sing it out)
(You're there when I need you)
(You're there when I need-)
(I'm gonna need you)
A long time ago, I had a lady to love
She made me think of things I never thought of
Now she's gone and I'm on my own
A love song has come into my mind
A love song, it was there all the time
So, lady, let me take a look at you now
You're there on the dance floor making me want you somehow
So, lady, I think it's only fair I should say to you
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
Maybe, I do
Look around you, come to me
I have no answers, but know where I wanna be
I look around, play a part
I was born in the winter and cooled by a warm heart
And I love you best
You're not like the rest
You're there when I need you
You're there when I need-
I'm gonna need you, yeah
So, lady, let me take a look at you now
You're there on the dance floor making me want you somehow
So, lady, I think it's only fair I should say to you
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
Maybe, I do
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
Lady, I do
I want a lady
I want a lady
I want a Mississippi lady
Oh, oh, I want a Sam's Town, lady
Self stars, you've been fantastic
Thanks very much for being in the live part
We'll see you next time
She made me think of things I never thought of
Now she's gone and I'm on my own
A love song has come into my mind
A love song, it was there all the time
So, lady, let me take a look at you now
You're there on the dance floor making me want you somehow
So, lady, I think it's only fair I should say to you
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
Maybe, I do
Look around you, come to me
I have no answers, but know where I wanna be
I look around, play a part
I was born in the winter and cooled by a warm heart
And I love you best
You're not like the rest
You're there when I need you
You're there when I need-
I'm gonna need you, yeah
So, lady, let me take a look at you now
You're there on the dance floor making me want you somehow
So, lady, I think it's only fair I should say to you
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
Maybe, I do
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
Lady, I do
I want a lady
I want a lady
I want a Mississippi lady
Oh, oh, I want a Sam's Town, lady
Self stars, you've been fantastic
Thanks very much for being in the live part
We'll see you next time
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by Lady Portugal September 30, 2023
Get the lady portugal mug.The Lady Olivia Mary Kay Letourneau was an American sex offender and teacher who pleaded guilty in 1997 to two counts of felony second-degree rape of a child. The male child, Vili Fualaau, was 12 years old when sexual relations first occurred. He had been her sixth-grade student at an elementary school in Burien, Washington. While awaiting sentencing, she gave birth to Fualaau's daughter.
by Lady Olivia October 4, 2023
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tommy-" you know how she is right "
luke- " yea, she is like a lady of darkness"
tommy - " you heard what she did "
luke- " what "
tommy- " she killed him"
luke- " yea, she is like a lady of darkness"
tommy - " you heard what she did "
luke- " what "
tommy- " she killed him"
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