French Connectioned

Literally "fucked" following the company initials FCUK ie. French Connection UK.

Phil: I owe that Albanian gangster £500 and I have to pay it back by tonight. .
Ian: Man, you're totally French Connectioned!

by mickeyboygee October 7, 2011

french fry pie

when you stick fries in a girls vagina and eat them out from inside her

damn I want to do a french fry pie right now

by frenchfryguy October 31, 2018

French Vanilla

A beautiful light-skinned woman

Yo, Jamie is a certified French Vanilla!

by athughunter November 27, 2024

Soft french kiss

Fake kiss, used by guys to make you believe they have feelings but really they couldn't care less about you.

Rhys used to tell me "This soft french kiss is a special kiss just for you" but really everything was a lie.

by Worthless January 12, 2020

superintendent french fries

A derogatory term for students who strive to make the grades for the all of the school's honors societies. Singular: superintendent french fry

"Did you apply for NHS?"
"No, I'm not one of those superintendent french fries."

by Geekout95 April 14, 2014

french back

when your back becomes so unpleasantly painful from doing too much online french in the morning.

bro, i did so much french this morning that i now have french back. i have to sit up straight god DAMN.

by kkuso July 7, 2019

French eclair

The sexual act where by the penis is pulled back between the legs during intercourse and licked penis tip to lower back

“I had him on all fours and couldn’t help but eat that French eclair”

by Ausslang November 24, 2023