Oh no! 😱 They're going to make the gays NOT DO the thing the women are making ME not do... Whatever will we do!?
Hym "Oh no! The Christian Nationalists are coming to make women occasionally take a 9 month break from fucking all the fat-cocks instead of me! Whatever will we do!?"
by Hym Iam December 27, 2023
Get the Christian Nationalistsmug. It is a name to use after you are tired of thinking about the name of your previous son or daughter. Just use the name Christian to your newborn son so all things will be simple and you don't have to think hard naming your child.
Nurse: Ma'am your son is successfully born, Can I ask what is his name?
Mother: Christian, Just Christian then add my Surname to it
Nurse: What a unique name to name a child, your child might be the tall and skinny that likes to fart
Mother: Christian, Just Christian then add my Surname to it
Nurse: What a unique name to name a child, your child might be the tall and skinny that likes to fart
by Rlaire March 8, 2022
Get the Christianmug. When a good Christian Girl secretly, or not so secretly, partakes in drugs, alcohol, and risky pharmaceuticals while knowingly pregnant in an attempt to induce a miscarriage. Note: sometimes failure to miscarry can still be a success if it traps the father into considerable financial obligations to support the female partner for life and their disabled and mentally stunted child.
Kevin: Beth seemed totally strung out in church today. Is she on something? I thought she was preggers.
Todd: She had a big fight with Jim last week. She's probably doing a Christian Girl abortion.
Todd: She had a big fight with Jim last week. She's probably doing a Christian Girl abortion.
by SecretSouthernSlang May 4, 2022
Get the Christian Girl abortionmug. by Biemeret_Bro5 December 4, 2024
Get the super fundamentalist Christian churchmug. A very retarded person who everyone really wants to fucking do cock and ball torture on even though they would probably like it
by Aoi Todo February 17, 2025
Get the Christianmug. christian delacruz is hot, cute, and loves to joke, but if your is girlfriend than your lucky but you better not be boring
by foodly coor February 11, 2022
Get the christian delacruzmug. This name is not forgotten, it is beautiful and the people who have this name are perfect.
I think of all your friends, a Christian can change everything. He's always there for you, he always has the solution to the problems. He always has the right words at hand
As any person, we have problems, he believes that their problems were eventually with him, but always finds a way forward.
ou'd definitely love to have a Christian in your life, they just brighten everything up. He's happy.
He knows how to be a friend, he knows how to be a good friend.
And the best thing is that they listen to good music, he is so special, that you would envy not to have a Chris in your life.
I think of all your friends, a Christian can change everything. He's always there for you, he always has the solution to the problems. He always has the right words at hand
As any person, we have problems, he believes that their problems were eventually with him, but always finds a way forward.
ou'd definitely love to have a Christian in your life, they just brighten everything up. He's happy.
He knows how to be a friend, he knows how to be a good friend.
And the best thing is that they listen to good music, he is so special, that you would envy not to have a Chris in your life.
Where's Christian?
As he always goes so seriously walking, with his hearing aids, nothing stops him and that is special in him.
As he always goes so seriously walking, with his hearing aids, nothing stops him and that is special in him.
by Buy a stairway to heaven March 28, 2018
Get the Christianmug.