Doodie Man

He poops, a lot. Don't date him. He's nasty, and may poop on you. Avoid him as much as possible. He's unhealthy, dirty, and just rude. DON'T ENTER ANY PLACE WHERE HE'S AT!!!!

Doodie.com

Me: "Dude, why is poop all over the floor?"
Brittney: "It was Doodie Man."

by Pseudo Pod August 13, 2011

man beater

Female version of the so-called "Wife beater" AKA Tank Top

Wow!! Karla looks cute wearing that man beater!

by BruinKiller3469 March 20, 2009

jungle man

a person who looks and acts like tarzan.

"mr macdougall called tila a jungle man when she let down her shaggy island curls"

"Tila did her jungle man dance with vigour"

by this_chick April 2, 2009

Cattle Man

An ordinaly farmer who lives along the Nymboiba River. Be has become a legend ever since 2004 when a school orientrreing group wandered onto his land unknowing.
He was transformed from an ordinary farmer asking them to get off his property into a vicious inbred farmer who accused them of stealing his cattle.

"Excuse me you're on my property, I can't have people on my property 'cause my cattle gets spooked and run away"

"'Ey you! get offa my property!!! You blinking cow poachers! You knows them kids gonna scare 'em, then make 'em run away. I'll shoot ya with my shot gun!!!"

by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 6, 2005

MAN NOG

"Man nog"="baby batter" "liquid love"

She loves the taste of my Man nog.

by Master Gemini December 2, 2007

Alright man

To call it a day.

Alright man, I just got promoted to galaxy manager so I'm gonna go ahead and call it a day. You can take your 10th break. Do me a favor and tell Yaz to quit parking at autozone.

by SpankDizm August 30, 2017

Spider Man

Spider man is when you ejaculate into your hand after intercourse, and then in a very spidey way you throw your sperm onto your girls face and then try to drag her closer to you with all the load hanging between your hand and her face

" Last night I was Spider man while my girl tried to get away, she couldn't "

by GayLórd69 August 15, 2016