someone who humps both the rear and the front of an object, rubbing ones genitalia on the front end and back end of an object, a cheener humper
That brom bones is out of control, rubbing his private regions on both the rear and front end of the car.
by Fat Sausage Man December 10, 2013

by tylercat June 19, 2021

(adj.)/(noun)
Slang local to Chicago
Very disappointing, dismal. Synonymous with slang like “sucks,” “shitty,” “ass,” etc.
Slang local to Chicago
Very disappointing, dismal. Synonymous with slang like “sucks,” “shitty,” “ass,” etc.
“I have a huge biology quiz tomorrow”/ “Damn, that’s so bones!”
“Her outfit is literally bones.”
“It’s so bones that people die…”
“Her outfit is literally bones.”
“It’s so bones that people die…”
by breadmaska February 2, 2022

The act of getting immediate sex by using your dick pic as the initial and only form of communication.
by Ant0ni00 July 8, 2017

When a man aggressively sways his genitals as an act of “woo-ing” a woman in return for sexual favor. The man performing this act must knock his genitalia into his thighs resulting in a subtle or resounding clap depending on ones endowment. Thus, evoking both visual and audio stimuli toward the female recipient like a peacock spreading its wings.
by Dan Dangus October 14, 2020

by MCBones_ August 1, 2024
