Take my talents to South Beach

Another term for taking a dump. Modeled after Lebron James' announcement he was leaving the Cavs.

If you will excuse me I just ate a ton of food so I am going to take my talents to South Beach.

by oxenteam January 31, 2011

I don’t want to take Abilify

I’m not psychotic. My stupid P.O. is trying to make me take these dangerous drugs. I don’t want to destroy my body.

I don’t want to take Abilify

by WorseThanHitler December 06, 2020

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

Black humor remark of US Air Force pilots when told they have bombed friendly forces.

Those were Canadian troops? - Well fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

by Bill gronos July 01, 2009

take mans twix by force

A kind of physical robbery. The act of violently anally raping a beta male who is lower in the social hierarchy.

Often performed in prison to establish dominance, or intimidate someone into giving up their orifices.

Prisoner 1: Did you see the new fresh meat on Cell Block 1A? I got dibs on the blond kid. I'm gonna take mans twix by force for definite.

Prisoner 2: Seems fair.

by Manshower October 13, 2018

taking my talents to south beach

A euphemism for masturbation, made popular by LeBron James during his "The Decision" (also called the LeBronocalypse) television special.

The NBA is so unbearable I'll be taking my talents to south beach this fall instead of watching any games.

by jcuhomey July 11, 2010

how much can she take

Asking a friend how many inches a girl can take in the pussy.
*Most common in the upper midwest

Lucas: Dude how much can she take?
Travis: at least 10 inches.

by sweetlou60 October 30, 2007

FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS

When you have to take a piss and you have to say it out loud. It mostly is said when your having sex It interrupts a crowd and makes some fucktards laugh

Bruce: JENNA FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS JENNA FUCK OFF
Jenna: WE CANT STOP JUST FUCKING HOLD IT

by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019