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I don’t want to take Abilify

I’m not psychotic. My stupid P.O. is trying to make me take these dangerous drugs. I don’t want to destroy my body.
by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020
mugGet the I don’t want to take Abilifymug.

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

Black humor remark of US Air Force pilots when told they have bombed friendly forces.
Those were Canadian troops? - Well fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
by Bill gronos July 1, 2009
mugGet the Fuck 'em if they can't take a jokemug.

take mans twix by force

A kind of physical robbery. The act of violently anally raping a beta male who is lower in the social hierarchy.

Often performed in prison to establish dominance, or intimidate someone into giving up their orifices.
Prisoner 1: Did you see the new fresh meat on Cell Block 1A? I got dibs on the blond kid. I'm gonna take mans twix by force for definite.

Prisoner 2: Seems fair.
by Manshower October 13, 2018
mugGet the take mans twix by forcemug.

taking my talents to south beach

A euphemism for masturbation, made popular by LeBron James during his "The Decision" (also called the LeBronocalypse) television special.
The NBA is so unbearable I'll be taking my talents to south beach this fall instead of watching any games.
by jcuhomey July 11, 2010
mugGet the taking my talents to south beachmug.

how much can she take

Asking a friend how many inches a girl can take in the pussy.
*Most common in the upper midwest
Lucas: Dude how much can she take?
Travis: at least 10 inches.
by sweetlou60 November 18, 2007
mugGet the how much can she takemug.

FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS

When you have to take a piss and you have to say it out loud. It mostly is said when your having sex It interrupts a crowd and makes some fucktards laugh
Bruce: JENNA FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS JENNA FUCK OFF
Jenna: WE CANT STOP JUST FUCKING HOLD IT
by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019
mugGet the FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISSmug.
he is the most deadly duo ever . he has made the perfect team. he teamed up with sonic to numb your brain with dumb memes and give you terminal seven brain cancer. he also teamed up with mario to bash down your door and take your liver. and duolingo does the final blow by killing you and your family
not bob: dang duolingo is going to take your family. bob: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh can you help me. not bob: I am afraid not he will kill me because he also has my family. bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by kjhgfyuytfrdrfc June 14, 2022
mugGet the duolingo is going to take your familymug.

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