I’m not psychotic. My stupid P.O. is trying to make me take these dangerous drugs. I don’t want to destroy my body.
by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020
Get the I don’t want to take Abilifymug. by Bill gronos July 1, 2009
Get the Fuck 'em if they can't take a jokemug. A kind of physical robbery. The act of violently anally raping a beta male who is lower in the social hierarchy.
Often performed in prison to establish dominance, or intimidate someone into giving up their orifices.
Often performed in prison to establish dominance, or intimidate someone into giving up their orifices.
Prisoner 1: Did you see the new fresh meat on Cell Block 1A? I got dibs on the blond kid. I'm gonna take mans twix by force for definite.
Prisoner 2: Seems fair.
Prisoner 2: Seems fair.
by Manshower October 13, 2018
Get the take mans twix by forcemug. A euphemism for masturbation, made popular by LeBron James during his "The Decision" (also called the LeBronocalypse) television special.
The NBA is so unbearable I'll be taking my talents to south beach this fall instead of watching any games.
by jcuhomey July 11, 2010
Get the taking my talents to south beachmug. by sweetlou60 November 18, 2007
Get the how much can she takemug. When someone with very little knowledge on the subject matter tries to come up with a hypothesis but really doesn't know jack crap.
Originally used in the Tourettes Guy video "Buried Alive" (December 25, 2020), with one of the skits being Tourettes Guy and his son trying to fix a broken washing machine.
Originally used in the Tourettes Guy video "Buried Alive" (December 25, 2020), with one of the skits being Tourettes Guy and his son trying to fix a broken washing machine.
Tourettes Guy: "Damn it! The repairman will probably charge me $50 just to look at it!"
Son: "Well, maybe, uhh... maybe I can take a look at it."
Tourettes Guy: "WHAT"
His Son: "Maybe I can have a look at it."
Tourettes Guy: "You don't know how a washing machine works!... How're you gonna figure out why it won't start?"
His Son: "Well, uh... I could take an educated guess."
Tourettes Guy: "YOU COULDN'T TAKE AN EDUCATED SHIT!"
Son: "Well, maybe, uhh... maybe I can take a look at it."
Tourettes Guy: "WHAT"
His Son: "Maybe I can have a look at it."
Tourettes Guy: "You don't know how a washing machine works!... How're you gonna figure out why it won't start?"
His Son: "Well, uh... I could take an educated guess."
Tourettes Guy: "YOU COULDN'T TAKE AN EDUCATED SHIT!"
by pizzapasta_mcguiness March 13, 2023
Get the You couldn't take an educated shit!mug. When you have to take a piss and you have to say it out loud. It mostly is said when your having sex It interrupts a crowd and makes some fucktards laugh
by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019
Get the FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISSmug.