Take my talents to South Beach

Another term for taking a dump. Modeled after Lebron James' announcement he was leaving the Cavs.

If you will excuse me I just ate a ton of food so I am going to take my talents to South Beach.

by oxenteam January 31, 2011

I don’t want to take Abilify

I’m not psychotic. My stupid P.O. is trying to make me take these dangerous drugs. I don’t want to destroy my body.

I don’t want to take Abilify

by WorseThanHitler December 06, 2020

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

Black humor remark of US Air Force pilots when told they have bombed friendly forces.

Those were Canadian troops? - Well fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

by Bill gronos July 01, 2009

take mans twix by force

A kind of physical robbery. The act of violently anally raping a beta male who is lower in the social hierarchy.

Often performed in prison to establish dominance, or intimidate someone into giving up their orifices.

Prisoner 1: Did you see the new fresh meat on Cell Block 1A? I got dibs on the blond kid. I'm gonna take mans twix by force for definite.

Prisoner 2: Seems fair.

by Manshower October 13, 2018

taking my talents to south beach

A euphemism for masturbation, made popular by LeBron James during his "The Decision" (also called the LeBronocalypse) television special.

The NBA is so unbearable I'll be taking my talents to south beach this fall instead of watching any games.

by jcuhomey July 11, 2010

Taking you for an ice cream

To be misinformed by a person for their own amusement, often resulting in you looking foolish. Often used by cockney wideboys from Dagenham.

Bob - "Geezer, I got that Belvin's phone number and I'm going on a date with her."

Marc - "Really? oh man she's so hot!"

Bob - "Nah mate, not really - I'm taking you for an ice cream!"

Marc - "Oh geezer, that is not jungle!"

by Bumpy O'Flex February 17, 2008

Take your head for a shit

When someone suffers from extremely bad halitosis their breath smells very much like fecal matter.

People smell their breath and they actually think that they must deficate from the oral orifice if it smells that bad.

Chris leans in close while he talks to John, breathing heavily.

Chris: Hello John.

John: Fuckin hell, Take your head for a shit mate!

by The Galavanters June 20, 2009