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Ninja

an asian that defies logic and is greater than God herself.
Wow, that ninja knows all!
by Smokebombfanatic October 15, 2010
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Ninja

A covert agent or mercenary in feudal Japan who is unlikely to be seen by anyone who isn't also a ninja.

Following a code of darkness and deception, ninja had some of the most advanced and complex martial arts training in history and had expertise in unorthodox military tactics that baffled pretty much anyone at the time.

Ninjas gradually disappeared from historical records during the Edo period. Theories abound regarding what exactly happened to them, but the lack of information about the matter leaves us unsure of the truth. This is not a coincidence, as the ninja code encourages ninjas to remain anonymous and mysterious.

So where are they now? The answer is actually the same one you'd get from your average person in feudal Japan- that being "We have no clue whatsoever."
A ninja has no face, leaves no name, and makes everyone wonder if he ever existed.
by Exterminator (not really) August 4, 2019
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Lawn Ninja

A small Gnome-like creature from the Ratchet & Clank video game series. Highly annoying and carries twin swords that it tries to cut your crotch with.
John: Nice hair.

Jane: Freakin' lawn ninja!
by Xalrons456 March 26, 2012
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ninja plant

In Counter-Strike, a ninja plant occurs when a player on the T side plants the bomb very early into the round, onto a defended bomb site, unopposed.

Ninja plants are commonly achieved using a sneaky smoke bomb, with a clever choice of movement, or simply by pure luck. Ninja plants are usually embarrassing for the CTs, as it shows their lack of attention and/or skill.
Seeing the poor positioning of opponents, the T player took a deep breath before sneaking onto bomb site A, managing to ninja plant the bomb before the CTs could get him on his crosshair. He then quickly hid behind a box, waiting for his teammates to arrive at the bomb site.
by unterwegs November 17, 2024
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Nate the ninja

A boy who is passionate and doesn't take any joke when he raps or addressing someone

He's not afraid to speak his
Mind he also goes by the name prince nate

Nathan M runs homstead and sunrise.
Nate the ninja, is a very funny person

He's comebacks are very hurtful

And he's kinda a fight wgen he's irritated.
by Kashmenate March 22, 2019
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ninja

a bad sexually transmitted disase.
I found out that whore I fucked had the ninja.
by itchybum7 July 8, 2011
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morning ninja

Stealthily surprising your partner while they sleep by erotically waking them in a sensual way.

(press 7 for fellatio)
its 3 am. ------(insert morning ninja here)------ now its 3:30 am

sneak sneak sneak... NINJA SURPRISE!!!...
by drivingmissdaisy September 6, 2011
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