March 9

Have e-sx with your partner day

"Hey, wanna have e-sx?"
"no"
"It's March 9 tho"
"Oh shit"

by unkown200019 March 8, 2023

17th March

national no-nestle day

you: would you like some of my kitkat?
me: no bro
you: huh why not
me: its 17th march, also fuck nestle anyway

by deliveryduel March 9, 2023

March 10

1. Mario Day (Mar10)

2. The birthday of the living legend that is Chuck Norris

March 10 is a great day

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 10, 2023

march 10

march 10 is national cryselle day

person A: hey, what day is it today?
person B: march 10. why?
person A: OMG, HAPPY CRYSELLE DAY!!!

by :-:-:-: March 10, 2023

March 10, 2023

Will go down as one of the worst days in human history and it’s all thanks to Meghan Trainor.

YOU ARE NOT MOTHER. SHUT UP.

“I am your mother”

“March 10, 2023 is ruined”

by I MIGHT KILL MY EX March 10, 2023

March 11

The worst fucking day of the year

Friend:man i just lost the person of my dreams
Other friend: its march 11 dude what did you expect .

by Steve⭐️ March 11, 2023

March 14th

March 14th, according to 'The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie' is the day that krabs fries.

Person 1: its march 14th
Person 2: ok
Person 1: but its the day that krabs fries
Person 2: i think you have aspergers
Person 1: oh

by MrPussyLove March 12, 2023