Freddie Shower

When you intend to go for a shower and end up spending three hours taking a shit and doomscrolling instagram reels. In the end you don’t even have a shower.

Lewis: ‘What is taking you so long?’
Freddie: ‘Sorry, I ended up having a Freddie Shower’

by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025

shower stew

A term referring to the heinous mixture that accumulates in a toilet bowl when an individual urinates, defecates, shaves, and ejaculates prior to showering, typically left unattended until after bathing.

“Dude, you forgot to flush your shower stew…what is wrong with you?”

by Adem Bona November 9, 2025

Shower’s ago

Around in Centuries, Millennium even Decamillennium and so on…

You could possibly thinking around in the year of prehistoric era or even the beginning of the universe.

(at least take a shower)

Bro the king of french just died.

that was 2 shower’s ago

by proximity. November 27, 2025

Here's the estimated walk in shower price 2025

some ad that has been seen on here a lot recently, with different women each time

Here's the estimated walk in shower price 2025

me: idc

by jarsubo December 19, 2025

Shower

Slang for Nazi gas chambers, usually used when insulting a Jewish person.

Heinrich:
“Step in a shower you dirty fucking kike.”
Erwin:
“Holy fuck, it’s not 1944 anymore, you can’t say that shit.”

by Marker000 December 21, 2025

Shower cup

A drinking cup you bring into the shower to fill up with water and splash at the wall so that soap residue doesn’t build up.

I had to use a shower cup because I wasn’t qualified to watch a 30 second YouTube video that would instruct me how to install a $7 removable shower head.

by Mimi’s December 27, 2025

Shower Beer

Shower beer is not a specific brand of beer but a beer bottle that someone would drink in the shower. The usage of beer like this is a very new concept, only coming around in the 2000s to 2010s. It is commonly used to combine the stress relieving properties of showering and the pleasure giving chemicals in beer. Sometimes other alcohols are used but only rarely compared to beer in the shower. It is very similar to drinking wine in the bath.

A: "What's that weird bottle in the corner of your shower?"
B: "Oh, that's just my shower beer, I sometimes put it under the shower to replenish."

by yogha April 1, 2024