I'm Just a Bill

The Bill is one of the main characters from Schoolhouse Rock, who is often used for toilet paper in his spare time when he's not waiting to become a law.

I'm just a Bill, Yes-I'm only a Bill, and I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill...

by JeffyFanatic5000 October 16, 2021

I'm an idiot

used when you just fucking hate yourself

Guy 1: "Have you seen my hat?"
Guy 2: "It's on your head..."
Guy 1: "I'm an idiot"

by howtogetusername October 17, 2021

I'm Right

The fact that your statement is an opinion and mine is a fact

when i call you cute and you say no i'm not, and so I'm Right and you are not

by Hevanisrightneptuneisnot October 19, 2021

I'm Right

When your statement is an opinion,and my statement is a fact

when i say you are cute and you say you aren't but I'm Right and you are not

by Hevanisrightneptuneisnot October 19, 2021

i'm back

i'm back baby (also it means that you've returned? idk im dumb)

"hey mom, i'm back!"
"no one cares about you asshole i wish you were never born"
"i love you too mom!"

by unfunny minecraft player October 29, 2021

i'm mariariari

What the hell is this

Hello, i'm mariariari

by LUIGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII October 1, 2021

I'm Good

The ultimate expression of condescension, usually it's employed when someone is too cowardly to turn something down directly. It essentially means "No." or "I must decline.", but it sounds wishy-washy and weak. It's used so much because it's way easier than saying "No." and it also for some unknown reason sounds more polite and less blunt.

Guy: Hey do you wanna go out to the restaurant with me?
Woman: (Staring into her phone) Ummmm no thanks I'm good.

by Space Wrangler July 14, 2021